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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
pilot
shepherd
child
dentist
ticket inspector
policewoman
milkman
train driver
doctor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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