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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
pilot light
leaked all over
a Syrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
bus driver
pilot
shepherd
policewoman
woman
child
TV personality
student
milkman
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Dan
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