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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
pilot light
leaked all over
a Mozambican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
policewoman
pilot
tramp
sailor
farmer
man
bus driver
dentist
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.