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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
ticket inspector
milkman
tramp
bus driver
doctor
soldier
dentist
a spy
taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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