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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Gibraltarian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
train driver
sailor
doctor
policeman
ticket inspector
bus driver
student
surgeon
policewoman
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Dan
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