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Bad maintenance
My train's
driver's cab
guard spanner
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
sailor
policewoman
bus driver
a spy
surgeon
tramp
policeman
farmer
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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