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Bad maintenance
My train's
driver's cab
blackbird
guard
leaked all over
a Nigerien
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
TV personality
soldier
ticket inspector
taxi driver
farmer
milkman
shepherd
bus driver
a spy
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Dan
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