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Bad maintenance
My train's
driver's cab
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
taxi driver
man
pilot
sailor
milkman
doctor
a spy
ticket inspector
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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