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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
retainer
leaked all over
a Pakistani
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
train driver
ticket inspector
a spy
farmer
dentist
doctor
woman
bus driver
TV personality
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