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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
laser
leaked all over
a Trinidadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
a spy
dentist
farmer
pilot
man
tramp
soldier
milkman
shepherd
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