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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
laser
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
student
woman
doctor
tramp
milkman
surgeon
train driver
man
ticket inspector
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Dan
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