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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
microswitch
leaked all over
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
farmer
dentist
TV personality
ticket inspector
surgeon
tramp
policeman
milkman
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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