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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
pump
leaked all over
a Guatemalan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
farmer
train driver
pilot
policewoman
woman
ticket inspector
student
taxi driver
dentist
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