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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guatemalan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
dentist
soldier
policeman
man
taxi driver
doctor
pilot
tramp
a spy
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Dan
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