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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Qatari
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
train driver
pilot
woman
doctor
student
farmer
TV personality
ticket inspector
tramp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.