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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
ticket inspector
shepherd
policewoman
TV personality
student
soldier
sailor
milkman
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.