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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Malaysian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
bus driver
ticket inspector
train driver
shepherd
tramp
doctor
woman
TV personality
policeman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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