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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Jamaican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
sailor
taxi driver
student
train driver
policewoman
man
milkman
a spy
bus driver
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Dan
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