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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
soldier
taxi driver
woman
bus driver
milkman
child
tramp
farmer
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.