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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Australian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
student
policeman
train driver
child
woman
a spy
sailor
taxi driver
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.