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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
ticket inspector
surgeon
man
shepherd
policeman
dentist
student
soldier
train driver
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