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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
red wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Venezuelan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
taxi driver
soldier
farmer
bus driver
train driver
pilot
doctor
policewoman
ticket inspector
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