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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
traditional real ale
dispenser
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
soldier
ticket inspector
shepherd
pilot
train driver
a spy
TV personality
bus driver
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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