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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Babycham
dispenser
leaked all over
a Qatari
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
pilot
woman
a spy
train driver
child
policeman
tramp
man
shepherd
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