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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Italian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
train driver
ticket inspector
bus driver
soldier
taxi driver
policeman
doctor
tramp
policewoman
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