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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
dentist
train driver
man
ticket inspector
a spy
doctor
milkman
shepherd
student
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.