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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Solomon Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
policeman
bus driver
taxi driver
student
farmer
doctor
TV personality
man
a spy
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Dan
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