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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
taxi driver
woman
doctor
surgeon
farmer
tramp
man
student
bus driver
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