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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
filter coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Grenadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
sailor
bus driver
a spy
ticket inspector
policewoman
milkman
dentist
man
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.