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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Djiboutian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
student
farmer
ticket inspector
taxi driver
doctor
sailor
policewoman
TV personality
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.