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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Montenegrin
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
sailor
farmer
student
TV personality
surgeon
policewoman
child
tramp
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.