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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
defrost circuit
leaked all over
a Syrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
shepherd
taxi driver
a spy
ticket inspector
policewoman
tramp
TV personality
woman
child
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Dan
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