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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
guard spanner
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
policeman
shepherd
a spy
man
woman
train driver
policewoman
pilot
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.