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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
screed washer
leaked all over
a Liechtenstein citizen
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
doctor
train driver
bus driver
a spy
ticket inspector
milkman
student
soldier
child
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Dan
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