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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
nanotube
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
policeman
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ticket inspector
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man
milkman
farmer
TV personality
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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