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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Tongan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
a spy
taxi driver
child
sailor
soldier
ticket inspector
bus driver
student
doctor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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