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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
scrubber
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
dentist
child
tramp
soldier
bus driver
student
policewoman
milkman
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.