Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
heater
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
farmer
surgeon
milkman
dentist
soldier
student
woman
tramp
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.