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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
pilot light
leaked all over
a Togolese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
TV personality
surgeon
milkman
shepherd
woman
doctor
policewoman
ticket inspector
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.