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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
pilot light
leaked all over
a Belarusian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
TV personality
train driver
sailor
bus driver
pilot
woman
student
a spy
shepherd
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Dan
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