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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
resistor
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
taxi driver
pilot
surgeon
train driver
sailor
a spy
TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.