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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
pipe
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
policewoman
doctor
shepherd
woman
pilot
bus driver
policeman
soldier
sailor
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