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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
pipe
leaked all over
a Nauruan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
taxi driver
a spy
farmer
TV personality
tramp
student
doctor
soldier
policeman
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Dan
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