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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Guyanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
child
man
pilot
policewoman
soldier
tramp
doctor
ticket inspector
shepherd
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Dan
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