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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
pilot
TV personality
policewoman
student
a spy
child
bus driver
man
taxi driver
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Dan
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