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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
an Eritrean
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
child
man
shepherd
soldier
milkman
dentist
surgeon
bus driver
policeman
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