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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
train driver
milkman
bus driver
a spy
taxi driver
policeman
child
sailor
doctor
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