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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
surgeon
shepherd
bus driver
pilot
woman
milkman
sailor
train driver
dentist
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Dan
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