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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a Togolese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
train driver
farmer
ticket inspector
bus driver
pilot
dentist
sailor
policeman
tramp
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