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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a Lithuanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
taxi driver
dentist
farmer
man
surgeon
shepherd
soldier
policewoman
child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.